Wednesday Contingency
Given Squishy Burritto's sickness (which CDawg erroneously claims I caused), she is not hosting interactive Wednesday today. So here is some interactivity for you. I am soliciting suggestions, based on my previous week of postings, for countries we should invade. So submit you list of five countries, ranked in order from (1) most important to invade to (5) less important. The list that I, FishFrog, deem the best, will receive some sort of prize. So submit your lists! Contest ends tomorrow night.
posted by Fishfrog at 4:59 PM
4 Comments:
1. Algeria
2. Bulgaria
3. Cambodia
4. Dominica
5. Egypt
These are the first four nations sung in TMBG's song, Alphabet of Nations. GOOOooooo INVADE!
England
Japan
Germany
Saudi Arabia
Canada
I am sick of invading countries and then sending them a lot of money for the next 7 billion years. Lets invade some countries that are doing pretty well and help ourselves out.
1. Taiwan
2. Isreal
3. Jammu and Kashmir
4. Cyprus
5. Iraq (strike now while their government is weak!)
You really need to look at what they can offer us. No need to be altruistic.
1. Jamaica
tied dyed shirts a plenty
cool lingo
reggae
jerk chicken
2. Canada (but not Quebec, specifically state you are not invading Quebec when you go there)
yummy chocolate
maple syrup (move Aunt Jemima the real deal is coming)
corner gas on CBS
3. Sweden
I think we need something in Northern Europe. They seem to have it going on. Lets go in and take all the good.
4. England
Wouldn't it be fun to see the royals squirm under US power.
5. Japan
They may have a lot of people and it may cost you both arms and legs to live there but then we'd have control over the Hello Kitty empire.
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