An evolution post!
It finally happened: evolution has been conclusively disproved. I feel like such a fool for being tricked by the evil-lutionists. But my eyes have been open. How did this happen? Two words: Peanut Butter.
posted by Fishfrog at 6:50 AM
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I don't know how one can argue with something that tastes so good whether it's on chocolate or celery. I'm convinced.
Ummm, isn't Peanut Butter made out of formerly living peanuts, and therefore already a known form of life? Now if they had used SPAM! Now that makes a good argument.
You just bought yourself a one-way ticket to an eternity in hell, Chris. And you clearly don't understand statistics...
Some days I am ashamed to call myself a Christian. I am taking the high road on this this one, I am going to take a quote from Billy Madison.
"Mr. "Engineer and Scientist", what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
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