Thursday, March 29, 2007

An evolution post!

It finally happened: evolution has been conclusively disproved. I feel like such a fool for being tricked by the evil-lutionists. But my eyes have been open. How did this happen? Two words: Peanut Butter.


Blogger warm fuzzy said...

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2:10 PM  
Blogger warm fuzzy said...

I don't know how one can argue with something that tastes so good whether it's on chocolate or celery. I'm convinced.

2:11 PM  
Blogger Chris said...

Ummm, isn't Peanut Butter made out of formerly living peanuts, and therefore already a known form of life? Now if they had used SPAM! Now that makes a good argument.

1:13 PM  
Blogger Fishfrog said...

You just bought yourself a one-way ticket to an eternity in hell, Chris. And you clearly don't understand statistics...

2:04 PM  
Anonymous big brother said...

Some days I am ashamed to call myself a Christian. I am taking the high road on this this one, I am going to take a quote from Billy Madison.

"Mr. "Engineer and Scientist", what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

6:10 PM  

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