For those of you who don't have cable (and I know a shocking number of you), get it. The Colbert Report is the best show on television. Colbert just convinced me that I need to stand up and fight back against the secular progressives' War on Christmas. Despite the fact that 80% of the US population, the President, the Congress, and every state legislature in the country is Christian, the progressive secularists are making major in-roads into doing away with Christmas altogether. Call your Congressman and tell him to stand up against the onslaught. And then get cable. Colbert is not to be missed.