I read books

As a holiday gift, I provide to everyone this mind-blowing passage from "One, Two, Three" by Paul Cain:

"I can take trouble or leave it alone; only I always take it. Like a sap, I went into the hotel."

Awesome. Just awesome.

Also, there are a couple of people to whom I owe a telephone call. Rest assured, I will eventually get off my lazy ass and pick up the phone. Don't give up on me yet.